Monday, July 2, 2012

Kids are WEIRD

Upon observing white gunk stuffed in her baby's mouth

Me: Lucy, what is Baby's mouth?
Lucy: Toilet paper
Me: (Silent pause to think of all the reasons why there would be toilet paper in Baby's mouth / be glad it is not dried up milk, glue, or old cheese)
Me: Why?
Lucy: Because she was hungry

Of course. Silly mommy.